Remembering Sam.

Sam, the three time title winner of The World’s Ugliest Dog has sadly passed away. The one-eyed, three-legged pedigreed Chinese crested battled cancer for years and after news of heart failure, Sam’s owner Lockheed had him euthanized. Lockheed shares that... (Continue reading)

Predicitions about the future of the US Economy

It’s been a long time since we blogged much about anything here on the Crackheadfiles.com. We thought we should share some of the predicitons we’re hearing bubbling under. Once again, you will not hear about this... (Continue reading)

Roses Really Smell Like Boo Boo Boo…

Take a whiff of this:

 ”I will never forget the day I said to myself, “Enough.”I said to myself, “If we can put a man on the moon, we simply musthave the scientific ability to stop poop from smelling... (Continue reading)

White People on White Privilege

Well… One thing we can all agree on here is that Obama is changing, and will continue to change, American society in a number of ways. To what level or extent the country will change is another story.... (Continue reading)

The CERN Rap

They should battle Mr. Rogers or Bert and Ernie. That would be hot.

We’re back from our two week hiatus..

Now that we’re back we may have some posts for all seven of our readers :).

One day this week will be Palin day. That should be entertaining.

Until then… Don’t chase the rock.

Bartering Sex (For Stuff)

CNN.com recently covered a story entitled (and I quote) Bartering Sex for Stuff and Services. It took me a moment to process the fact that this was a post on CNN.com, but the more I thought about... (Continue reading)

Ask Your Dealer

Are you fat? Are you short? Do you have brown eyes? Are they small? How about your breath? Is your tongue healthy? Or do you get thirsty sometimes? Do you want to regain control of your thirst? Well we can... (Continue reading)

Sex Ed

Thanks Mad TV!! I seriously don’t know what I would do without television to educate me. Growing up in a southern evangelist home, I had to learn about sex through friends and television! Personally I love this video because I... (Continue reading)

Chinese Gymnasts –> Google

Well… Many have stated their belief. If you don’t know we’ll reiterate: the Chinese gymnasts are under the required age to compete in the Olympics. Nothing new, right? Well.. How about this…

As reported on Continue reading)