Sex Ed

Thanks Mad TV!! I seriously don’t know what I would do without television to educate me. Growing up in a southern evangelist home, I had to learn about sex through friends and television! Personally I love this video because I am just like Avril (in the first half of the video)! No way man, off limits!! Anyway, after my freshman year of college I finally got the “sex talk” from my mother via email. It went something like this,

Dear Daughter,

It’s me, your mom. Yes I am sending you an email from your own email address. I know I said I wouldn’t use your password unless there was an emergency, but I felt God talking to me. I felt moved to check your personal email and make sure you weren’t getting into anything you shouldn’t. With that said, I want to talk to you about something VERY important. I read your friend Veronica’s email to you, the one about the things she did with that guy and well… you know how I feel about that. I can’t believe you are friends with a slut. Birds of a feather flock together. This is why I am writing you. You are 18 now and you need to know how DEADLY sex can be. If you have sex you will get AIDS and DIE. DEATH!! YOU WILL DIE. Condoms only work some of the time, so you must remain abstinent until marriage. I DID.

Love Mom

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT mom. Thank God for television.