“There’s not even no crackheads in Alaska.”
Enough said.
... (Continue reading)SECURITY! SECURIIIIIIIIITY!!! Go get your child, please. This little pre-teen crackhead has seen one too many domestic disturbances. He is probably acting out last night’s entry from his X-Tina journal. He does show great range, I will give him that;... (Continue reading)
Kick up your feet. Watch some tv. Nothing is wrong. Enjoy yourself!
The Rant: The Media disappoints us.
Call us crazy, but thats how we crackhead writers feel when we watch a news story on television.... (Continue reading)
If you read our post on the wax paper dress here, check out what happens when the designer gets a little fame (you can fast forward about a minute in).
WTF happened to her hair? WTF is... (Continue reading)
So a man gets arrested after telling the cops he was robbed while trying to buy crack. Hmm. Here’s a quote:
An East Hartford man called police to report he had been robbed while trying to buy crack cocaine.
Max... (Continue reading)
The following is an original post from Craigslist.org (found here).
Hey Crackhead
Yes, you. You sick fuc*er. On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend’s building by U.N. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off... (Continue reading)
I miss Tyrone!
... (Continue reading)Hmmmmm, really? Wow Will, you sold me. I love watching closeted homosexual action heroes on the big screen. Hancock… coincidence? I think not.
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