Tombstone Pizza Vending Machine.. Idiocracy

IT HAS ARRIVED!!

Americans are busy. We are so busy that we rarely find the time to cook for ourselves. I can’t even find the time to slap together a sandwich for lunch. Well I can, but that would mean getting off of Facebook and DListed. Anyway, as a busy American I find vending machines to be life savers. Blessed are we with quarters. Until recently we were limited to soda, chips, candy, bootleg cookies, pre-made cappuccinos, and water. BUT FINALLY progress has been made.

Tombstone Pizza has introduced pizza vending machines to the public, and wow, if this isn’t an awesome idea you can force me to drink Franzia boxed wine (White Zinfandel) for an entire month. You can get a 9″ pizza ready to go in 2 minutes!! Awesome.